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Yet another RDJ smut blog because, let's face it, this man is so hot, there can actually never be enough of these.

Dear Robert, in case you ever stumble across this blog: we sincerely apologize.

Man of Iron

He enters the dark velvet bedroom, arc reactor glowing, pinpointing his body. He radiates intense heat & you smell the sky upon him. No words are spoken, the only sounds are the peculiar whirs & hisses from his armour as it removes itself from him. He steps out of it & into you, naked, his iron rod locating your dark shaft, penetrating & entering, his intrusion not unwelcome as he thrusts repeatedly, machine-like & with purpose. Now the room is filled with sound; incessant moans & sighs & growls as he takes you with him, soaring higher & higher, passing satellites & stars till you reach your pinnacle & then you descend with him, spiralling back to earth until he catches you in his muscular embrace. Your Iron Man has come home.

posted Jul.16.14 + 6 notes + reblog

The Many Interesting Adventures of Principal Downey - I Need Educating

They stood before him, stony faced & defiant.

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“So is one of you going to tell me what the hell is going on?”

Silence.

He looked enquiringly at both of them, his brown eyes willing them to speak.

"Well ok then, if that’s the way it’s going to be, I have no alternative but to suspend you both for one week."

"Hey, that is so unfair!"

"Ah, so you do have a voice Mike."

"Yeah & let me say it’s all her fault!" he shouted, pointing a finger at the girl standing next to him.

"What d’y a mean it’s all my fault?" she retorted, fury flashing in her eyes.

"You know exactly what I mean bitch!"

"Ok, knock it off, both of you!"

"But he…"

"No Ellie, that’s enough!" He barked

They fell silent & faced him. He got up & walked to the front of his desk, running his hand through his dark hair, a look of exasperation & weariness on his handsome face. School had just finished & he had a long night before him.
He glanced at the girl, taking in her womanly features, his quick mind visualising her standing naked before him. He dragged his mind back to the current situation.

"So what’s with the wrestling I witnessed in the corridor earlier?"

"She hit me because I asked her straight about rumours of another guy."

Principal Robert Downey looked from one to the other, the girl staring at the carpet, aggression gone.

"So what’s your take on this Ellie?"

"I’d rather speak to you about this alone sir." She replied with a hint of pleading in her voice & in her eyes.

Robert stared back, hesitating before he answered; he had an uncomfortable feeling growing inside him.

"Very well, Mike leave us please, I’ll catch up with you later."

Mike frowned at him then Ellie & stalked out of his office.

"So what is it that you can tell me but not Mike?"

Ellie’s hazel eyes looked directly into his brown, a wave of boldness swept through her & she moved closer to him, leaving only inches between them. He could smell her cheap perfume & glimpsed an ample breast beneath her low cut t shirt: he felt his pulse begin to race.

"That other guy that Mike mentioned, it’s you."

Robert swallowed hard, he tried telling himself he’d misheard her but he knew EXACTLY what he’d heard.

"Who me?" He blurted out laughing nervously.

"Me? Don’t be absurd Ellie!"

"I’m not being absurd, you are so fucking hot & you make me so horny, hell, you really do it for me sir. I can’t concentrate in lessons & when I see you around school I could just…"

'Holy fucking shit!' He thought to himself. 'Why me? It's always me!'

"Hey, whoa! This is way out.of line!"

Robert held his palm up to her & tried to back away but his desk prevented him; he was stuck between it & Ellie who seeing his predicament, took advantage. She yanked on his tie pulling his face down to hers. Her full lips found his & she forced open his hot mouth with her tongue. He pulled away from her & his deep brown eyes darted over her face: and then he became master & commander, his lust taking over, going against all his principles as he lunged at her, pulling her face into his, his fingers raking her hair as his lips smothered hers.

He stopped abruptly.

"How old are you Ellie?" he rasped.

"Almost nineteen sir." giving him the green light.

"That’s good enough for me!" And he frog marched her to the door, turning the key, locking it.

Pinning her against the door, his hands roamed over her slender body, fondling her tits & pert ass as she moaned loudly.

She could feel his growing cock on her belly, desperate to embed itself inside her. Instinctively, her hand found it & she rubbed it vigorously sending him wild. Swiftly he unbuckled his belt & unzipped his pants giving her direct access to his huge throbbing dick. She took it in her small hand & began masturbating him with such skill he thought he’d come straight away.

"Jesus fucking Christ honey!" he swore, removing her hand.

She looked at him, a smirk on her face. Perspiration glistened on his forehead.

"You ok sir?" she sang

"You fucking little minx, come here!" he growled. "I’ll show you I’m ok!" And he grabbed her wrists pulling her to him.

"You gonna teach me a lesson sir?" she asked, licking her lips.

"Oh I’m gonna teach you alright, even if it takes fifty lessons. You’ll have a fucking PHD when I’ve finished with you!"


He manoeuvred her to his desk, draping her face down over it. Rolling down her panties he parted her legs & stroked her ass. She gasped as he inserted his fingers into her pussy.

"Oh my god!" she whined as he pushed & rotated, feeling her hot, wet cunt.

"This your first time sweetheart?"

"Yes & how lucky I am that you’ll be number one!"

""You sure?"

"Fuck yes, do it to me now!" she demanded.

Placing the tip of his cock at her entrance, he gently but purposefully pushed himself into her making her cry out in surprise & in the slightest amount of pain.

"Oh sir!" she whimpered.

"You ok honey? You want me to stop?"


“Christ no, it’s fucking wonderful!”

Robert was relieved; the thought of finishing himself off was not particularly appealing at that moment.

"Ok, brace yourself baby" and holding onto her hips, began thrusting, slowly at first. How blissfully tight she was, enveloping his cock like a rubber glove, her increasing wetness making it easier for him all the time. He slid back & forth inside her, getting faster, ramming into her as she moaned & groaned in unadulterated pleasure.

He moved his mouth to her ear.

"This ok for you honey or do you want educating more?" he snarled.

"It’s fucking lovely but there’s always room for more education!" She panted.

So he slammed into her harder, his cock pile driving, making her orgasm beneath him, her cries of ecstasy sending him into a frenzy. He felt his cum rising & pulled out, shooting his load over her back. He took off his shirt & cleaned her up with it, then sat her on his knee & kissed her.

He looked at her sternly.

"Lesson one over, lesson two will be all things oral, a guide to using your mouth effectively in any given situation. Shall we say same time next week?"

She nodded enthusiastically & he smacked her ass as she hopped off his lap.

"Principal Downey, you are so knowledgeable & wise, if only the other teachers were as good as you."

'Thank fuck they're not!' He thought wryly.

Updates to the Fic Index

Sorry for getting so behind on the fic index. I deserve a spanking. Any takers? Check it out, there’s all sorts of filthy mess in there! (and please forgive the random dots and the way the page shifts after you’ve scrolled a bit, we’re working to fix that)

If I may, I have a request. If you have a fic listed on the index and see that the author isn’t correct or the characters are wrong, please drop us a note with the corrected info (be sure to include the story title) here or at rdjsmut@gmail.com. Also, you’ll see lots & lots of “fic description pending” filler where a lovely description should be. If you wrote something that has that designation, please send us a message with the fic title and a brief synopsis so we can get it updated!

Happy reading!

posted Jun.15.14 + 0 notes + reblog

Robert Downey Jr. and Robert Duvall in The Judge

Robert Downey Jr. and Robert Duvall in The Judge

Work hard, Play hard

It had been a rough day at work and it was nice to be back home.

“Honey, I’m home!” I shouted from the front door.

In front of me was a spacious entrance hall, stairs and on the right side of the stairs there was doorway that led into the living room. I heard vacuum cleaner’s loud noise, which soon stopped.

"Hello dear." I heard a happy voice from the living room.

I took off my jacket to the rack and walked in the direction of the voice.

I saw Robert carrying the vacuum cleaner to the cleaning closet. He was wearing loose light blue pants. Few sweat drops ran through his muscular body and his golden brown hair was all messy and fluffy.

I looked into his beautiful brown eyes for a moment and then down his perfect body.

"How was your day?" Robert said.

I wondered for a moment.

"It was kinda boring." I told.

Robert was standing a few feet away from me, but now he walked over to me.

I gazed him smiling.

“Did you clean the whole house, sweetie?”

“Yup, pretty much.” he answered smiling.

“That’s so sweet of you.”

He wrapped his arms around me. His bare body pressed against mine. I kissed him passionately. His tongue was deep in my throat.

I was wearing a shirtwaist, which he soon unbuttoned and then I just had my bra away.

He smirked and removed my bra also.

Now we were both shirtless.

I pushed him on the couch and I started kiss him down his body.

I bit his neck, which left marks. He gasped. Soon I find his nipples and I licked them.

Suddenly his mobile phone was ringing on a table next to the couch.

“I gotta answer.”

He looked down on what I was doing before he answered the phone.

I was kissing down a line of hair which led me down to his crotch and sweatpants.

He was all uncomfortable, because he was still on the phone. I pulled his pants and boxers off revealing his hardening cock.

I grinned at him and I started to lick the tip of his member. His emotions told me to go on, so I did.

As I stroked his hard cock and squeezed his balls, he gasped on the phone loudly.

“I have to go.” he quickly said on the phone out of breath.

“You’re so naughty!” he said with a low voice.

He stretched his hand to the table to put his phone away.

In that time I removed rest of my clothes and I bit his earlobe.

He turned around and smirked as he discovered my naked body.

Robert lowered his hand down my stomach. He pressed his palm against my vagina and he rubbed my clit with his fingers. I was crying in pleasure.

“You’re so wet.” he moaned tonguing my open mouth.

He kneeled in front of me on the carpet. As he went down on the floor I gazed his glorious ass and bit my lower lip.

He buried his face in my pussy licking my clit. I messed with his hair and grabbed his head up:

“Don’t make me come yet, sweetie.” I whispered.

He sat back on the couch as his fully erect cock was pointing upwards.

I moved on the table and opened one of the drawers.

“Where are the rubbers?” I asked.

“I dunno. I guess we have used them all.” He grinned.

I finally found a one and put it on his hard cock.

I moved on him. He wasn’t inside me yet. His cock was pressing against between my thighs slowly moving to my entrance as he was kissing me.

I moaned in pleasure as he soon find my wet entrance.

Robert pressed himself against me and he was deep inside of me. I dug my nails in his back leaving red marks.

He moved back almost off me and then again deep inside me a few times. His hardness was killing me, but when he hit my spot, I came like a typhoon. He noticed that and he came also releasing his juices into the condom.

No words could describe that moment, it was so amazing.

He removed the condom and got up to throw it away.

I was still lying on the couch, when he came back.

"Should we do that again in bed?" he asked and kissed my cheek.

"Sure." I laughed and grabbed his hand.

 

posted Jun.06.14 + 6 notes + reblog

Pearls for June

The time on the grandfather clock read 5:35-only twenty five minutes till closing. It had been a hectic day in the jewellers & she was glad the day was drawing to a close. Her assistant was removing the display trays from the windows.

"Leave that Karen, you get off home."

The assistant thanked her, collected her coat & left.

She was just transferring the last tray of rings to the back safe when she heard the door tinkle open.

"What you forget?" she shouted, walking back into the store. She was startled to find not her assistant, but a very familiar looking, dark haired & very handsome man.

"Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were my assistant, Karen but clearly you are not!"

"No honey, I’m not, although I have on occasion worn women’s attire." he drawled.

She stared at him, trying to comprehend his words. His eyes were deepest brown & glittered mischievously.

"Wait a minute," she pointed a finger at him. "I know you, you’re that famous actor aren’t you?"

"Robert Downey Jr in the flesh!" he grinned.

Her mind wandered & she looked him up & down subconsciously, visualising him in just his flesh. He was stunning. She swallowed hard.

"Yes, of course you are, hi, how may I help you, bearing in mind it is almost closing time?" Her heart had suddenly started to thud.

"Yeah, sorry about that but it’s my mom’s birthday tomorrow & I want something real special. Your store was recommended to me, so I was wondering If I could take a look?"

'Take a look, Jesus Christ! You can view me inside & out!' she thought incoherently.

"Sure, as long as you don’t mind coming through to the back, I’ve just put the stock away."

"Not a problem honey, lead the way."

"I’ll just lock the door first." & as she passed him his fingers brushed her arm lightly sending shivers through her & alarmingly, shocks right through her pussy.

'Holy shit, I need him to fuck me raw & roughly!' she thought.

They went through to the back.

"So what do you have in mind Mr Downey?"

"Call me Robert."

"Ok Robert, what sort of jewellery does your mom like?"

"Well her birthday is obviously June, so I guess pearls would be a good call, maybe matching earrings & necklace, money not being an issue you understand?"

"Ok, I may have just what you’re after."

His dark, liquid eyes stared intently into hers, bewitching her mind & body, robbing her of any independent & rational thought.

"I’m sure, in fact I know you have exactly what I’m after.” he rasped.

In a trance-like state she climbed a pair of steps & pulled out a wooden tray, then another.

"Yes, here we are, take a look at this."

"I am looking & very much like what I see!"   he said menacingly.  

And he slid his hand under her skirt making her jump as it snaked up her inner thigh, fondling & stroking. Before she could object, his fingers had found her panties & moving them aside he buried two fingers inside her, pushing & feeling the hot, wet interior of her cunt.

She moaned uncontrollably, forgot the tray & let him proceed. he peeled down her panties & climbed the steps till his face reached her butt. Turning her round he pushed her skirt up over her hips, parted her thighs & began exploring her clit with his chameleon’s tongue. Her one hand held onto the steps, while the other clutched at his hair as he lapped like a thirsty cat.

"Oh my fucking god! That is so good!"    she whimpered, her body becoming limp & useless as he made her orgasm.

He plucked her off the steps & held her to him, his hot, horny mouth forcing itself upon hers, kissing her with urgency, his hands roaming over her trembling, submissive body.

The erection in his pants was huge & throbbing; she could feel it moving against her belly, desperate to escape it’s confinement. With ease & speed she released said splendid cock  & caressed it with her lips. A growl escaped his throat as her mouth slid along his length & her tongue curled around its girth.

"Fuck baby, that is golden!"      he panted, pushing her head down gently, encouraging her to go deeper which she obligingly did, unable to get enough of his gorgeous dick.

Reluctantly he pulled out of her oscillating mouth & looked sternly at her, pointing to the floor.

"Shit baby, you’re amazing, but I need you down here, right now!"

She did as he commanded, lay on her back & with a satanic smirk, he plunged his cock into her pussy, pushing & thrusting like a jack hammer, grinding as though digging for gold.

She orgasm’d again, screeching his name & clawing at his back, her whole body convulsing.

He tore off her blouse & discarded her bra.

Removing his dripping cock from her hole, he placed it between her tits, her hands squeezing them together.

He pumped frantically, grunting like a deranged bull, the tip of his cock hitting her chin.

She watched his face as he neared climax, his eyes rolled as he erupted over her neck & chest, his body shuddering as he swore & then collapsed.

"Honey, you have a new piece for your collection; a beautiful pearl necklace, rare & one of a kind!" 

posted Jun.05.14 + 4 notes + reblog
Anonymous:
May I ask you where the gif with robert rubbing his chest all naked is from? I have been searching for it so long and I just cant find where it is from. ;c

That is from a film called Restoration if I assuming the gif is him in front of the mirror. 

posted Jun.05.14 + 1 notes + reblog

Harry Lockhart’s blue shorts

The sun was shining and I was lying on the beach sunbathing. There was no one on the beach. Oddly enough, because often, the beach was full of people. It was peaceful. But then I heard a voice from behind my back.

“Can I join you?”

I sat up and saw a man standing in front of me.

“Why not.” I answered politely.

He had short brown fluffy hair and dark brown eyes. He was only wearing blue shorts, and he sat next to me on the beach.

“How such a beautiful woman is alone here?” he asked with a gentle voice.

“Well, I do not know.”

“Oh yeah, I’m Harry. Harry Lockhart.”

I nodded :

“I am Suzie. Nice to meet you.”

Harry was very handsome. And he smiled at me. Harry crept closer to me:

“Do you like swimming?”

“Yes, if the water is warm.”

He took my hand and lifted me up from the beach.

“Let’s swim to that little island over there!” he said.

“I’m not sure if I’m able.” I answered hesitantly.

“I’m sure you can.”

We ran into the water. The water was warm. Harry waded in the water, when I was already far from the beach.

“Wait for me!” he shouted.

I waited and soon he caught me.

“Can we race to the island?” I asked him.

He grinned and he swam towards the island at high speed. Suddenly I began to reach him, and I passed him, but I waited him near the island and he passed me. We waded rest of the way along the bottom of the sea.

The island was small and there was two tall palm trees. It was just like from a dream.

We stepped from the water out of breath. His hand rested on my shoulder, and we soon fell down. He looked me straight in the eye with a kind smile.

“You are really beautiful” he whispered in my ear.

I laid on his chest and tried to get up, but he cribbed me. I smiled as he squatted next to me. Soon I put my hand around him and kissed him.

His tongue was searching for mine as he looked at me with a loving smile.

My hands moved from his back to his muscular chest. His hands were adventuring my back and he slowly started removing my swimming suit.

He suddenly took my hand:

“Let’s go to the water.”

I didn’t even answer, but we moved to the water.

A sudden wave poured us underwater. He got up fast, but I stayed underwater.

I slowly raised my hands up his thighs to his shorts. I squeezed his balls and rubbed his rock hard cock. I was out of breathe and I got up. He smirked at me and he raised me to his lap as I removed his shorts.

He lowered me a bit and I felt his cock searching for my wet entrance.

“You are such a naughty girl” he whispered.

I bounced on his cock and he gasped loudly. 

I was going up and down on his cock. He had his fingers massaging my clit and I was touching his muscular and hairy chest.

Soon I climaxed hard. After that I didn’t take him long to cum.

He released his juices into me and grabbed my breasts.

“Oooh” he moaned.

I got off him and I saw him jerking off in front of me.

I kneeled down and licked his cum from tip of his cock.

He moaned with pleasure and he hugged me warmly.

posted Jun.02.14 + 5 notes + reblog
downeygem:
Could I get some dirty RDJ for my birthday?

Happy Birthday! Hope this is dirty enough for you!

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A Prayer For The Wicked

Dear Lord,

Hear our pleas and promptly bring us

RDJ giving cunnilingus

One can only hope and dream

That his mouth will make me come and scream

Make his head dive into my muff

His stubble scraping, raw & rough

His luscious mouth, licking and sucking

His tongue giving my hole a good fucking

Rolling and curling around my clit

Flicking & swirling, making me fit

Probing and lapping, sending me wild

Shouting and swearing like a wicked child

'Fuck yes, oh fuck!', grasping his hair

Writhing & bucking like a spirited mare

I come on his face, his mouth warm and wet

Satisfied but greedy, I want all I can get

He smiles evilly;

Takes a deep breath and then

He dives into my hole & begins once again…

Amen

posted Jun.01.14 + 9 notes + reblog